im on fire!

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
02/20/2019 at 17:25 • Filed to: None

oh wait

i meant i got fired!

next week will be my last week at this job

and because they are useless idiots about an hour after telling me that, management told me i had to go to one of the offices for me performance review/job satisfaction interview thingie.. to wich i said.. hahahahahahaha you’re fucking joking right?... but i went anyway.. fuckit free hour long coffee break

wierd getting a good performance review after getting sacked

anyhoo its not 100% certain yet but at mo it looks like ill be starting a new job the week after next anyway...sooooo

i’ll miss you bessie!

wont miss you useless management.

DISCUSSION (29)

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:27

fuck ‘em

CaptDale - is secretly British > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:28

Ok yeah that has to make for a strange day. Sorry about being fired, but congrats on already having something possibly lined up.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CaptDale - is secretly British
02/20/2019 at 17:29

its been coming for a while now so i’d already sent off a couple aplications

this just speeds up things some as now i dont have to hand in my notice

ttyymmnn > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:34

If you want to go full USA you would return to your office and kill everybody.

Never go full USA.

CaptDale - is secretly British > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:34

Hmm, I suppose that makes sense

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ttyymmnn
02/20/2019 at 17:36

yeah.. i think that might put me next employer off a little

Future Heap Owner > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:41

Way to be a step ahead of them

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:41

If I had to do a performance review after being told I got laid off I think I’d punch a mother fucker.

benjrblant > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:41

Doesn’t your country have some incredibly good unemployment programs? That’s probably one of the places in this world where i’d feel most comfortable about losing a job. if i were a citizen, at least.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Future Heap Owner
02/20/2019 at 17:43

cheers tbh its been coming for a while now... just lucky i didnt get sacked with the previous round of sackings

vondon302 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:46

Nice lead in!

Sorry about getting fired but kudos for planning ahead.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > benjrblant
02/20/2019 at 17:46

it does... but that programs a pain in the arse and i hate it

mandatory workshops n shit gubment prying around in my bank details having to apply to about 8 jobs a month

i’d rather keep working

(also with brexit looming and me still being british fuck knows what would happen)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/20/2019 at 17:47

considered it... but im pretty laid back

sides i may one day need this job again... and with the amount of people they’ve sacked... i know there will be openings again soon enough

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > vondon302
02/20/2019 at 17:48

cheers im quite proud of it :p

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 17:54

Free housing and food for life though.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 18:10

I really hope you kicked your feet up on their desk during the performance review.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
02/20/2019 at 18:14

fraid not... probably should have

oh well

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 18:28

Sounds like perfect timing to me! Hope the new management idiots are better than the old management idiots!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
02/20/2019 at 18:30

heres to hoping

hell... i’ll be impressed if they are worse

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 22:03

Shit man, sorry I was sleeping.

Sorry you got fired (well, made redundant) and I hope the new job pays off.

shop-teacher > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 22:22

Well then. Hopefully that new job is a go!

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/20/2019 at 22:50

Just seeing this. Sorry you’re sacked, but glad you seem to have another job to go to.

Your story reminds me of the time I applied to graduate schools. One, the University of Chicago, rejected my application. Then, the next week I got a letter from them asking me to send in the check for my application fee. I laughed out loud as crumpled up the letter. Then, because I am petty like that, I called the number they gave me to laugh at the person on the phone.

It was a good day.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
02/21/2019 at 04:24

lol no worries man and yeah heres to hoping but its all looking good so far :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > shop-teacher
02/21/2019 at 04:24

cheers :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 04:26

hahaha nice :)

and thanks

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/21/2019 at 04:29

Onwards and upwards mate.

Here’s to new starts. Cheers.

Kinja'd!!!